Postponed due to terrorism.

Because of the two terrorist incidents on Friday I have decided to postpone the "Asian Double Penetration" by two weeks. I'm sure you understand. I really wanted to go through with it, but I can't find the inspiration to do it just now. Normality will prevail though, and we all persevere.

Gird_09 sequel to Assraping a Nun - Gonzo part two

Popular demand, which I always listen to, necessitates a round two/final round of the gonzo remix thing we did with Assraping a Nun. However we don't want to do the same damn thing over again, so a few alterations are needed.


OK. Here's the rub: It's been ten years since the release of Japanese Whore, and as a follow up to that AND Assraping a Nun I'm gonna do a "double sequel" called "Asian Double Penetration". It will be in the vein of Assraping a Nun, but this time I will provide two gonzo tracks for anyone to remix. The tracks, and their files will be uploaded on july 31., and you will have exactly one week to do a remix, or two - or as many as you damn well please. Anyone who makes the deadline is on the release, regardless of content or quality. Consider this an invitation! (After this I promise I will go back to "serious" track titles again. I promise!)


If you know of anyone who should be invited to participate, don't hesitate to ask. In keeping with the gonzo style and tradition it should all be fast, dirty and preferably just one big pile up gang bang.


So stay tuned for files!


Questions?

Assraping a Nun

I have something special for you.

This thing started out as something of a joke, about how some bands can get away with the most inane and infantile track and album titles. I said "I'm gonna make a track called Assraping a Nun". Before I knew people said they wanted to do their own versions. And that's what happened.
I did a gonzo track in about four hours, and all these people sat down and did their own gonzo remixes. It was all fast, "unedited" and very spontaneous. In less than a week we had an album of sorts.

I give to you both the original track, and eight (!) remixes by fantastically talented people. I am humbled.

Massive thanks to Larry Kerr, Batcheeba, Frostwinter, Epilektrician and P. Emerson Williams for contributing these mixes. (Mr. Williams went ahead and made three of them even...)

1 Original track
2 Hive Mind Drones : Postmortem Felching Mix
3 Kultur Terror : Ratzinger Radio Edit - Christi in Absentia
4 Sweetmeat : I spit on your grave mix
5 Batcheeba : Raped by no one
6 Larry Kerr : Remix
7 Epilektrician : ... on a bed of nails will cause ligament damage
8 Frostwinter : Cold Distance Mix
9 Grave Knave : Ghost of mercy mix

Enjoy the tracks, and spread them far and wide.

Download here: http://www.mediafire.com/file/bjpdlq7tojlff11/Assraping%20a%20Nun%20by%20Gird_09%20and%20Friends.rar

Gird_09 at Soundcloud

I'm testing Soundcloud.

proboscis by Gird_09

C A R A P A C E

In celebration of Halloween I give you CARAPACE.

CARAPACE is a three track E.P.
There is no copyright in this recording, and you must do with it as you please. Spread it, sample it, remix it, claim it as your own - or ignore it. It's yours.

Note however that this offer is limited. At approximately 16:00 hours CET november first I will delete it, and I will not make it available through any other channels in foreseeable time.

I will however hand out ten free physical copies, on 3" cd-r with a bonus disc. You cannot request a copy, but you may suddenly find yourself owning one.

1 CARAPACE
2 PROBOSCIS
3 ELYTRA

Download here:
http://www.mediafire.com/?du98a7e91rt6u3v NOTE! THIS LINK IS NO LONGER ACTIVE!

Love is the Law, Love under Will!

News: Carapace

The Carapace release is nearing completion and release.



Carapace will be available for download from 23:59 (approximately) CET 30. october until 16:00 CET on november first. After this I will delete the files from the download service. The music will be available from http://www.frp93.blogspot.com - the home of Free records, Poser!, as usual.



Carapace is a three track EP with themes of insects, transformation and body horror, completely free of charge and intellectual barriers, such as copyright.



Carapace [6:49]

Proboscis [9:17]

Elytra [2:08]



Stay tuned for more info!

Taxonomy of common logical fallacies

Considering that I don't allready have too many things to do I decided to upload this more experimental project while I'm busy working on the up and coming "Carapace" for Gird_09 and an album for FRzO. I have called it "Taxonomy of Common Logical Fallacies" and it consists of three parts: Argumentum ad Ignorantium, Post hoc Adaptation of the Hypothesis and Infinite Tautological Revolutions. It should be pretty self explanatory.

All the source material for this release is harvested from various forms of popular entertainment doing serious glitching, in a little over a year. The sounds have consequently been manipulated by me and presented in inverse chronology to the harvesting.

The parts are not seperated and the entire project is presented as a single 22:38 minute mp3-file. Enjoy.

Download the thingumajig right here.
http://www.mediafire.com/?xd9w8g9mxg3y1pa